Look I know better than anyone what it’s like to be a broke college kid but come on. There are 1 billion ways to make a fast buck in college. Hey bro ever heard about sperm donations? That shit will pay you about 50 bucks too. Might be a little bit better option for beer money. But hey what do I know, I’m just the guy who likes kicking his feet back on a squishy chair in a sanitized room jerking off to a Penthouse magazine then cashing a check for what I would do 3 times a day normally in my own room for free. If getting on your knees in the men’s bathroom of a football stadium and french kissing the piss trough is your thing don’t let me stop you.

















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