Hey Shovel girl…your knockout just got put on internet notice. Your time has come and gone. You’re nothing but an ancient relic of the Web. It’s Scooter Boy’s world now and we’re all just living in it.
Probably one of the top 10 most humiliating things that can happen to you in a street fight right? Getting knocked down by a fucking flying Razor scooter? Getting TKO’ed and set up for a pounding by a 5 year old child’s toy? I don’t know, I’m not much of a fighter, just know that if you’re squaring off to settle your differences you kind of want a fair fight. Not some kid creeping off to the side and chucking a 100 mph heater of a metal kick scooter directly off your face.
PS – Never forget.