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State News – Students took to social media during an incident where a professor began yelling and reportedly stripped naked Monday afternoon at the Engineering Building. At 1:07 p.m., a call was received by the Ingham County Dispatch Center regarding a man screaming and yelling at the building, MSU police Sgt. Florene McGlothian-Taylor said. Police arrived on the scene shortly thereafter, took the man into protected custody and transported him to a local hospital. No students were harmed, and the man has not yet been charged for any crime.

Reddit – Background story: I was in Calc 1 at Michigan State University, and my teacher was always pretty eccentric, but today he went overboard. Half way through class he started screaming at us, swearing left and right. He then started slamming his hands on the window and pressing his face against it, still screaming. Eventually he walked out and down the hallway to the end, all while screaming. He then came back into the classroom and took off his clothes, except for his socks. You know someones crazy when they leave their socks on lmao. At this point everyone in class ran out. We were literally scared for our lifes. The police took about 15 minutes to get here, and during this time he continued walking around screaming.

Kind of a good news bad news situation here.  On the one hand your teacher just freaked the fuck out and stripped naked down to his socks and chased you around the classroom trying to murder somebody.  But on the other hand, class cancelled for the day.  Which is literally the best feeling you can have in college.  Snow days are gone, recess is gone, nothing to really look forward to.  Cancelled class is like your birthday and Christmas rolled into one.  Granted it’s better when your prof sends out an email 5 minutes before saying he can’t make it instead of showing up waving his cock around like a helicopter but whatever.

-Thanks Andrew for the tip