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Miami Student – Around 2:20 a.m. Sunday, an Oxford Police officer observed a male subject urinating in an alleyway near Poplar and High Street. The officer got out of the cruiser and told the subject, later identified as sophomore Craig McIntire, to stop and zip his pants up. McIntire ignored the officer and continued to urinate. The officer said he was swaying back and forth while urinating. Once he finished he immediately took off running until falling face first in front of StadiUm Sports Bar & Grille, scraping his forearms. McIntire struggled with the officer before being handcuffed and taken to OPD. Officers reported McIntire as being heavily intoxicated, unsteady on his feet and uncooperative. After being processed and charged he was taken to Butler County Jail. During the ride there he told the officer to pull over so he could slap him across the face with his penis. McIntire was charged with resisting arrest, obstructing official business and public intoxication.

Just Miami doing Miami.   I mean we keep saying we’re gonna burn that motherfucker down when we roll in with the Blackout.   But at this rate I’m not even sure it will still be standing to begin with?  Everybody is just going nuts on campus and school barely even started yet.  Shooting fireworks at each other, blowing each other up, whole frats getting hauled away for possession, slapping cops in the face with their cocks.   It’s pure mayhem.  Princeton Review sure they want to stick with West Virginia as wildest school?  Might have some fierce competition.