Barstool Sports

MEXICO CITY (Reuters) – A mother in Mexico has been arrested on suspicion of gouging out the eyes of her 5-year-old son during a ceremony. Police said on Thursday they had arrested seven people, including the boy’s parents, after his eyeballs were pulled out during the ritual in Nezahualcoyotl, a working-class neighborhood on the eastern flank of Mexico City. “There was some kind of ceremony inside a house,” said Laura Uribe, a spokeswoman for state prosecutors in the State of Mexico, a populous region that borders much of the capital. She did not give details of what the ritual involved. The mother is believed to have removed the eyes with her bare hands because the boy refused to close them during the ceremony, police told a news conference.

Is this kid the most out of touch Mexican kid of all time?  Listen amigo there are some things in life you just don’t do.  You don’t wake a sleeping dog.  You don’t sit in front of black people in a movie theater.  And you don’t mess with a Mexican woman when it comes to religion.    Like when your mom is having a ritualistic religious ceremony in your living room and tells you to shut your eyes you shut your eyes fucking ASAP.  Comprende?  I mean dios mio hombre what the fuck did you expect to happen?  Bottom line is if your mom is Mexican and you disrespect the lord having your 20/20 vision reduced to 0/0 is best case scenario.  Count your blessings she didnt take you to the top of Templo Mayor and behead you just for some rain this crop season.