Daily Mail - A stinky practical joke at a Maryland Bible camp turned foul on Tuesday when six campers had to be be hospitalized and the local fire department HazMat had to be called in to clean up a mess involving fart spray and rancid-smelling rabbit repellant. Authorities say a camper sprayed a product called Liquid Ass – a putrid concoction made to smell like human feces – as well as rodent repellant – which often contains rancid meat or eggs or even coyote urine – into the air conditioning units of two cabins. The mischievous act – not uncommon among juveniles at summer camp – went too far, though and more than a dozen campers reported trouble breathing and other respiratory problems at Camp Wo-Me-To in Jarrettsville in northern Maryland and had to be hosed down. More than a dozen campers had to be washed down to cleanse them of a stench. All of the hospitalized students were treated and released from the emergency room.
Such a classic prank. Seriously leave it to the Bible Camp herbs to overreact to a little summer camp fun and go to the hospital emergency room like pussy ass bitches. Hey fellas ever been to camp before? Ever just hung out with friends, period? Pranks happen. It’s a rite of being a bro and having buds. Sometimes you get wedgied, sometimes you get tabletopped, sometimes you get your backpack nuggeted, sometimes you get sprayed in the eyeballs by Liquid Ass spray. That’s the way it goes. One second you’re all shooting the shit the next second you’re choking on a “uniquely stinky butt-crack smell in a bottle,” in addition to a rodent repellant containing rancid meat, eggs, and coyote urine. You don’t cry/die about it, you deal with it and plan your response.