Crazy, crazy day 1 of March Madness, but what else would you expect?
Hey Warren, you’re lucky I hit 1 or 2 or 3 snags, enjoy your billion dollars for one more year fuckboy.
Dayton 60 OSU 59
First game of the day, first upset of the day. Calls for a pizza party dance party hybrid obviously.
Bye Aaron =(
Wisconsin 75 American 35
A story of two halves.
The first half sucked and the second half was the worst of all time.
Pitt 77 Colorado 48
Highlights from the game:
Harvard 61 Cinci 57
Don’t look now but Harvard is a power basketball school!
Haha just kidding. Good win though.
Syracuse 77 Western Michigan 53
Somebody let Jerami Grant out again!
Oregon 87 BYU 68
Another blowout. At least this BYU fan had fun.
This is a simple compilation of the best of performances between BYU and Oregon. Special thanks to the Ducks’ Cheerleaders for giving me something worthwhile to watch. BYU goes one and done, but those Duck cheerleaders have delivered a lifetime of memories.
Florida 67 Albany 55
Way close than it should have been for way longer than it should have been.
Got to love Albany’s jersey game though.
MSU 93 Delaware 78
Game can be summed up with two words. Beast and Mode.
UConn 89 St Joes 81
Mini Martelli was about 500X the coach the real one was at the end of this one. Draw up a play bro, Christ.
Michigan 57 Wofford 40
I didn’t watch one second of this game and all I know is I got to put a circle on my bracket and a ball got stuck on top of the hoop.
STL 83 NC State 80
The most brutal gut wrenching loss on my bracket.
This is the face you make when you leave your best and only good player in with 4 fouls in a fouling situation.
Hey mascot you’re scarin’ us.
Dude…you’re a senior. Figure it out.
ND State 80 Oklahoma 75
Texas 87 ASU 85
BOX THE FUCK OUT!
PS get blocked harder idiot.
Villanova 73 Milwaukee 53
When did I know this one was over and my miracle upset wasn’t going to come through? Easy. When the Bar Mitzvah Gang rolled up.
Louisville 71 Manhattan 64
Every Louisville fan should personally write Luke Hancock a letter thanking him for this one. Total bail out.
SDSU New Mexico State
Almost didn’t switch over to this game because my eyes were basically bleeding at this point.
Glad I did.
Just glad my boy Sim is still living large and in charge.