Huff Po - Turns out it’s legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport. Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn’t packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world’s largest recorded penis. In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect. “I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time,” said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. “One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.’” Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector. “Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said, laughing. Indeed he did have a growth.
Is there a better feeling in the world than getting pulled aside and frisked at the airport while cops train their guns on you and hold barking police dogs back because they think you have a machine gun in your pants then it turns out it’s just your cock? I vote no. No there is no more powerful feeling. Like that is what it feels like to be on top of the world. Your dick is so big it shuts down airports. And don’t think for one second this guy doesn’t know he’s the biggest boss on the fucking block either. Just strutting around in spandex shorts and stretchy pants like it’s his job. Hey don’t hate the playa. If you were packing a 9.5 inch flaccid meatstick you wouldn’t own anything that lacked elasticity either. Just how the big dick game works. You don’t like it either invest in a penis pump and a lifetime Extenze supply or shut the fuck up and let Jonah Falcon do his thing.