Nashville – A Columbia man was arrested after allegedly calling 911 multiple times, including once to ask if he could get a ride to buy beer. “No it’s not funny especially because it’s hard to understand the gentleman whenever he calls 911,” said Susan Mitchell of the Maury County Dispatch Center.
Hey Susan Mitchell of the Maury County Dispatch Center. You know what’s not funny? A truck wrapped around a telephone pole with a dead bro behind the steering wheel. Or a head on collision with a family of four. Does that sound funny to you? Then maybe loosen the fuck up and give this drunk asshole a ride to buy some booze. He asked nicely not once. Not twice. But 9 times. I mean how busy could you possibly be? How many people could possibly be in peril in Maury County at any given time? Get Mrs. Baxter’s cat out of her tree later. For now let’s prevent some DUI’s and highway deaths how about.