Barstool Sports

This is why Florida rules, virtually 0% crime rate,  completely sane population, and no 17 foot long anacondas with 87 eggs full of Satan’s spawn inside their stomach just lying around chillin.   It really is the place that dreams come true.  Fucking pythons man.  They strike, wrap around you. Hold you tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.