Fucking hate when this happens. Late night drunk tweet/Facebook post/anything technologically related on the cell phone. Of course yours is probably usually a 3 AM text to your ex “missu wha tsup2 night wana hangout??” Little bit worse when you’re the biggest player in college sports and tell the entire fan base that worships the ground you walk on that you can’t wait to get the fuck outta there.
Whatever A&M, just cue the music and forget all about it.