Live look in at Kmarko in the office right now.
Fucking Johnny Football!!!!!!!!!
He has got life by the balls right now.
god dammit i’m so jealous of this guy.
this guy cannot be stopped
Way to refer to yourself in the third person
too early to name him 2014 man of the year?
JFF is 1000% a stoolie
Johnny Football definitely yells “Yea Jetes!” when smashing any chick.
Still has pizza face. Still will suck in the NFL
i wonder if his nose is bigger than his dick?
This is jff’s world. Hes just allowing us to breath his air
@thisguyrighthere Except on the football field.
Gives hope to white men under 6 feet everywhere.
i just thought to myself “i wonder if he’s seen the nudes?”. then i realized that he’s not a commenter and has actually seen the real thing
Johnny football’s smash basket is a picture of his nuts.
Big deal I’ve seen her naked
Johnny fucks straight 10′s. He’s like the opposite of Nate
Look at the grin. Just another smut thinking shes hot shit because shes some athletes slampig
already won cocksman of 2014
She’ll be 210lbs by 30.
The high in Chicago today is -11, my office is still open unlike everyone else, was already hating life now add this to the mix, I’m definitely killing myself today
Lauren from FSU is so much less desirable since I heard there was a black penis all up in that.
Call me a Gayball but besides the massive tits she doesn’t look that good in either of those pictures.
sc0366, you’re a gayball
Love how her tits make the Barstool circle logo look like a shield
Thinking about this for the last ten min why does my life suck. But we as stoolies should have seen this coming. It was just a waiting game.
There goes the 0.00000001% chance of a shot I had with her
if him and gronk start hanging out no man will ever get laid again
Son of a bitch
Late to the game here… where can I find those nudes
At least your boy will know what barstool is now
He will be done by age 23. No NFL Career, he will get eaten alive in the NFL.
Haha, fucking Jimmy Tatro.
Welp, there goes my shot. Fuck you, Manziel! Crying:’(
She’s enrolled in the Brynn Cameron school for future professional athlete’s baby momma.
Worlds are colliding!
Sweet baby Jesus.
Can’t think of anyone I dislike and want to trade lives with more. Maybe Beibs. Fuck I hate my life.
JIMMY FUCKIN FOOTBALL
confirmed, shes a fuckin cunt, still has a great rack.
What a lucky son of a bitch.
Fuck the whole Manziel institution
I wonder if he’ll still be owning life when he’s a third string NFL quarterback
Isn’t that Angie Varona with Lauren from FSU?? Talk about a titty HOF night out.
She works at a weed shop in Cali. That owner knows how to distinguish his weed store to steal customers.
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I think it bothers me because the dude is awkward looking as hell…And he doesn’t give any fucks…dude just bangs hot chicks.
he’s with jimmy tatro too. fuck dat dude
He is gonna get his ass kicked in NFL. Most likely buy his own teammates when he walks in acting like a dick who thinks he is great!
I work for a trash company he’s a superstar college qb about to enter the NFL draft and banging Lauren from FSU….. Where did I go wrong in life
This kid is a fucking toolbox, but goddammit if I don’t respect his dick slinging game.
You guys need to check out brobible. They r taking credit for finding Lauren from FSU. Saying that their friends at TMZ tracked her down for them. Meanwhile the amazing brain trust at barstool had this girl on the radar for months. I don’t think that’s right, you guys need to stop them and put them in their place. They are always so late to the game.
Barstool discovered her as much as every other website. She’s a model who is on various websites and has been for a while.
Give me cancer now god!!!
She favorited one of my tweets over the weekend. My life is complete
Question does hot outweigh annoying because she looks as annoying as she looks hot
You know the first thing JFF did was Motorboat those Warlocks!
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