Huff Po – Mitt Romney appeared on Univision Wednesday alongside Jorge Ramos and Maria Elena Salinas, but something was a little peculiar about his appearance — his skin tone. Looking back at the hundreds of photos logging his every moment on the campaign trail, the Republican presidential nominee is usually not so shockingly tan. While his orangey-brown appearance on Univision could have been the result of bad lighting or a makeup mishap, left-wing blog the Democratic Underground concluded that Romney “dyed his face brown for his Univision interview.”
I don’t think I’ve ever taken a political stand on here. All I care about is who fucks up a speech, who makes a funny video, who gets spoofed the hardest or dubbed into a rap video. Equal opportunity roaster of Obama and Romney, Liberals and Republicans, whacky left wingers and kooky right wingers. BUT having said that if it turns out that Mitt Romney dyed his face brown for his interview on Latino TV I don’t think I have any choice but to vote for him. According to my own moral code that’s just what I gotta do. Straight snaking it at the highest level possible. Downright impressive. I mean it’s one thing to have a tape leak of you saying it would help with voters if you were Latino, but to follow it up with Latino-Face is a primetime move. Got no choice but to respect. So while all the savvy campaign managers and handlers will deny deny deny you better believe I’ll be doing my own research behind the scenes, and if it turns out this motherfucker dipped his face in a bucket of Mexican-shade brown dye I’ll be the first guy at the polls on the first week of November punching the Romney ticket full force.
PS- I’m confused about the “dyeing the face” thing to be honest. Could he have just gone tanning? Like wouldn’t that be easier and more probable?