Barstool Sports

Privacy Pop- Sharing a room with anyone is a real drag, whether you like them or not! The Privacy Pop is a unique bed tent that is designed to give you maximum privacy even when you have to share a room with others. This advanced bed tent was created especially for college students living in dorms, kids and teenagers that share a room with their siblings, and people of all ages who share rooms to cut down on rent costs. In the past, sharing a bedroom with someone else meant a lack of privacy that could cause some uncomfortable moments and disagreements because of the need for separate space. Now, with the Privacy Pop, sharing a room does not have to mean you have to give up your privacy.

It’s my senior year of college and I’m just hearing about this? Are you fucking kidding me? How this isn’t at the top of every single “Back to School Essentials” list is absolutely beyond me. Like it should be 1) Combination microwave/mini fridge, 2) Poster of a) Bob Marley OR b) Dave Matthews OR c) Jim Belushi in a “COLLEGE” sweatshirt, and 3) The Privacy Pop. That’s it. This is peace of mind that you can’t put a price on. I can’t even tell you how much stress I could I have avoided over the pats few years by having this. No more anxiety riddled study sessions where you know someone could walk in on you at any minute and throw you off your academic game. Finally an end to the Saturday nights where your roommate brings a girl back to the room and  instead of getting sexiled you just get to go to sleep. Not to mention you could throw some blankets and a little bit of imagination in there and make the coolest fucking pillow fort that your campus has ever seen. Shit. I honestly think I just sales pitched this to myself and it worked. Hopefully this thing pays for itself in the next year or I’m going to be pissed.

PS- I was totally kidding about everything I said up there in case you couldn’t guess. In reality the only reason I would buy is to use it as a personal masterbatorium, and it would be amazing.

PPS- Privacy Pop better hurry up with that patent, because I just started designing a spaceship themed bed tent of my own and once it hits the market it’s going to be game over