NY Daily News - It was like a scene out of a Russ Meyer flick. A busty, incompetent blonde used a knife to knock over a gas station in Australia over the weekend, police said. The woman in a revealing top is seen in surveillance video walking casually into the station in Gold Coast around midnight Sunday. The video then shows her going behind the counter and pulling cash out of the register. She’s wearing a glove – presumably to prevent giving away her fingerprints – but it’s not on the hand she uses on the machine.
This has got to be the dumbest broad on the planet in terms of the way she robs gas stations. Hey honey you’ve got humongous tits. They’re popping all out of that blouse like a motherfucker. I work behind a counter in a gas station convenience store making $8 an hour guarding a register with like 50 bucks in loose change in it. Just show me your boobs for 5 seconds and I’ll give you literally whatever you want. Let me touch them and I’ll tie myself up and club myself over the head then burn the surveillance tapes so you can grab everything in the store. Christ act like you’ve been there before honey. Easiest robbery ever.