“I abused myself through marijuana.” “Was I addicted to it? Maybe. Did I form a habit of it? Yes. When people didn’t think I had a good game or I didn’t have the greatest practice ever, I didn’t go into the office and try to figure out what was going on. I just automatically abused myself.”
And the pre-NFL Draft routine begins for the Honey Badger. Got workouts and combines coming up? Time to line up all the ESPN reporters, work on your forced crying and start blubbering about how evil weed is so the scouts and GMs see you’re a changed man. Reminds me of when Tiger Woods came out and did the whole circuit about his sex addiction and how he was seeking treatment for the condition. Umm bro the condition is called “being a rich guy who likes to have sex a lot who cheated on his wife and got caught and now has to save some endorsements.” We’re not stupid. Seriously Tyrann don’t piss on my head and tell me it’s raining and don’t tell me you’re addicted to weed and it’s ruining your life and you’re so remorseful for it. It’s weed. You’re just sad you were too dumb to hide it even a little bit.