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Sports - Tyrann Mathieu has made a life-changing decision in an effort to come out a better person on the other end. Instead of searching around for a new place to play football for the 2012 season, Mathieu has decided to enter drug rehab and work on the issues that got him dismissed at LSU. LSU parted ways with Mathieu a week ago after he failed multiple drug tests. According to the Fox affiliate in New Orleans, Mathieu has been in a drug rehab in Houston and will remain there for an undetermined amount of time. Former NBA player John Lucas, who reached out to Mathieu after his dismissal, runs the Right Step recovery center in Houston. Bruce Feldman of CBSsports.com says Mathieu has been there since Sunday battling marijuana addiction.

Drug rehab for weed huh?  That’s a thing?  Like facilities catering toward that exist?  Wow.  Must be in the same wing as Sex Addiction.  Where they have 1 therapist on staff and you walk in and they laugh in your face for 15 minutes then you leave.  Oh you like smoking weed and having sex a lot?  I think they have a name for that, it’s called being a human you fucking idiot.

Great career move though that’s for sure.  Get in a little trouble?  Straight to rehab to “work out your issues.”  Also get a former famous drug addict who is now a celebrity coach to “mentor” you.  PR 101.   Back on the field in no time.