Barstool Sports

Last thing you want to happen to you during a wrestling match.  Last thing.  Like you’re already putting yourself out there.  Wearing a tight spandex leotard with your dick bulging out.  Got another dude straddling behind you with his dick grinding on your asshole.  Been starving yourself for days to make weight, got cauliflowers coming out of your ears.  Going through enough trying to be as un-gay as possible while rolling around trying to pin a big sweaty guy.  Don’t need gigantic arena lights dropping from the sky straight on your dome piece that’s for sure.