USA Today – She broke the news on Twitter and Instagram, sharing a sultry shot of herself. Miley Cyrus, who was “soEFFINGbored” on Saturday that she didn’t seem to know what to do, decided to join Instagram. And her “first Instagram,” she said, “is dedicated to all my fans. Thank you for crowning me #1 Maxim Hot 100.” She posted the same shot on her Twitter feed. Maxim hasn’t confirmed it, but this is the time of year that the magazine typically unveils its list of Hot 100 women. Last year, Bar Refaeli topped the list, with Olivia Munn at No. 2.
Listen Maxim always will have a special place in my heart. Like the Bible is to some people, that’s what Maxim was to me and a million other teenagers. A crucial part of any 20-somethings formative years. Pretty sure I have a framed copy of the cover with Xtina in a bikini in an inner tube somewhere under my bed. That’s why it’s so sad to see it all come to this. To see Miley Cyrus named the hottest chick on the planet. A chick that I’m pretty sure I could pick up at a bar and have a legitimate chance of having sex with should not be the #1 girl on the sexiest girls in the world list. If I pass a dozen girls sexier than you on my walk to get coffee at 10 AM you should not be #1 on the Maxim 100. It’s just a simple fact. And I’ve always been a pretty big fan of Miley. Written like 10 blogs about how I’d bang the shit out of her and think she’s a total freak in the sack, and all of that’s still true. But if we’re being honest I could say that about like 345,000 girls probably and that doesn’t mean I think they’re the hottest woman on Earth. I mean at least grow your hair back and have some respect for the game you know? Clean it up Miley, clean it up Maxim.
PS – short hair worked for her one time and one time only,
How I Met Your Mother Two and a Half Men cameo, and no I don’t watch that show, swear
Hair quickly stopped working though, by a lot