I made a pledge a year and a half ago that I would be counting down the days until Kendall Jenner’s 18th birthday, and I’m nothing if not a man of my word. Happy bday girl!
i would watch every season of keeping up with the kardashians on a loop for a year just to smell her morning breath.
Wilburham doesn’t care.. He’s just gonna eat Fritos in his basement. Fucking loser.
I had no problem creeping on her before she turned 18
It’s been 7 minutes and I’m yet to fuck her that needs to change
I love that I live in a place where age of consent is 16
If she just turned 18 then all of these pictures are of an under 18 girl. Pedophile.
Definitely gonna jo to these when my girlfriend inevitably doesn’t have sex with me tonight.
I’d throw her a cum fiesta party!
Link to NSFW Sex tape or GFTO….
And up top, uhh, two bee stings
I want hef
I’d walk 7 miles to zollos house on broken glass, wearing nothing but nipple clamps and cowboy hat while constantly shitting in my hand and eating it just to be able to smell the three month old used and bloody tampon that currently resides under 30000 lbs of trash somewhere in LA
I honestly don’t really care until this little cunt is naked
I’d drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart over the phone.
I would use her pubic hair as a condiment on my food
Find me the birth certificate cause we got some Danny Almonte shit here. No way she’s only 18
@bigman104 do lesss
@ya_boy I appreciate you stressing the word “less” I wouldn’t have understood otherwise
@ya_boy but don’t try to big league me bro
But all those pictures are of her when she’s not 18. So is it still ok to crack stick to them? I’m asking for a friend…
Wow, might have to leave the bar early
Looks like a surfboard
So basically none of these pictures are legal
Can’t wait for her sex tape
now i no longer feel bad about cracking stick to her
if she has sex with a black guy i am going to be straight devastated. racist i know, but come on now
She lays a best down on her sister. Not even in the same class.
For some reason I think I have a chance with her. I’m 30.
The younger one too
Mmmmm… I bet she’s a biter.
I wonder if she swallows
I’d fuck the hungry little skeleton my semen would probably make her gain a size
That bitches pussy stinks
I’d rape her, violently.
My mom jerks me off twice a week and 3 times on day light savings time
Just fucked a hard 3. That is all.
Black penetration on camera in the near future. It’s written in the stars.
As if her turning 18 made any difference
i cant wait for her sex video to leak
Cue the Sextape
chadmcmahon, that comment was funnier when you posted it on smitty’s blog. and when i say funnier, i mean eat shit faggot
Waiting doesnt mean much when you are still getting off to her pre-18 pics
I feel like I’m gonna have my house raided by being on this site
Anyone legitimately excited about this needs to get their dick out of their hand and join society.
I’d love to give her my little dinkie
It’s a sad day when you’re in your 30s and a chick turns 18 and she’s still too young for you. I’m totally kidding, I’d still beat it out the frame.
Um, so technically, and probably legally, the pics are still all of an underage girl. Good job
The whole country should make a pledge to ignore the kardashians so they have to have this one make a sex tape to become relevant again. Seriously how much fame can one sex tape buy? They owe us another one
This is great but when does bitchface make 18?
So now stoolies can legally never have sex with her
One of the worst things about modern society is that since we added 20-30 yrs to the lifespan now we think 16-17 is too young. 17 was middle age for like 2000 yrs now it’s off limits. We traded having a bunch of 80 yr old women for not being allowed to look at 17 yr olds. Nice trade science. You’re like the Indianapolis colts. So shut up about these pictures being underage. Barstool is just righting a wrong
Hope she is white guys only.
And the clock down to her first sex tape with a black man staaaaaarts now
Even though she basically got her fame from a half-sister releasing sex tapes of her with the bruvahs, you can expect a sex tape from this one soon.
Smitty posts 5 pictures, Kmarko posts 50 pictures. That pretty much says it all.
Yeah yeah yeah. Morning wood for sure
@something Why do I feel like every family in your neighborhood made a conscious decision to avoid your house on Halloween?
Crimzin- hey man if thinking that chick is hot is crazy then call me crazy. I’m supposed ti sit here and whine about how she wasn’t 18 when these pics were taken?
Hope she doesn’t have a case of the jungle fever
I can finally legally never have sex with her
I’m already preparing for Bitchface with a mile of glass shards and a mason jar. Marked it on the calendar. I’m not going to be late for that party.
She’s think about coming to Quinnipiac, I see viva la stool in her future
related to khardashians = does anal
Over/under on her mom releasing her sex tape or nude photo shoot at one week
I would bob for apples in a bucket of her shit
She’s from the Kardashian family… They all have jungle fever
I bet kanye and lamar gave her two black sausages and a creamy surprise for her birthday
how do you post this blog without accompanying nudes?
I want to eat her butt
Sex tape. Let’s go
fuck the kardashians. bunch of nig lovin cum dumpsters
Finally, she’s old enough for me not to have sex with her
I whacked off 4 times to these pics last night and currently working on my 5th, wife is still wondering when she is going to get laid,
shes gonna look amazing when she gets a boob job
Zollo wishes it was her 8th birthday
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Probably has a black cock in every hole as we speak.
Happy 18th Kendall; now lets all stare at your under 18 y.o. pics.
How does her pig mother and grimis looking father produce such a smoke show.
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