God I hope somebody named Kmarco or @BarstO0olU doesn’t end up being an old man kid raper. My Mentions section would be so fucking stressful.
PS – I laughed out loud when he tried to tweet some sports report about Michael Phelps’ lap time in the middle of this. Bro you’re Gerry Sandusky. Take a hint. Chill with tweeting for a little bit.