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NYP – Four Hofstra U. hoops players today were charged with burglary for a slew of brazen thefts from fellow students’ dorm rooms, authorities said. The trio of freshmen and one sophomore players systematically stole more than an estimated $20,000 worth of Apple electronics products from six dorm rooms at the Hempstead, LI, university — then sold the boosted gear to “live a more lavish lifestyle,” Nassau County, cops said. “They were particularly fond of Apple products — MacBooks, iPads, iPods, iPhones — and these items are valuable,” said Police Lt. Raymond Cote. “The items were sold on Craigslist, they were pawned, sold to other students, they were sold on the street.”

The Brooklyn resident Hall, 18, told cops that Stokes boosted a laptop from a dorm suite while Hall was in a room in that suite asking a girl he knew whether she would “be down to have some fun with me and my teammates” by having group sex with them, court records show. When the girl, who refused Hall’s offer, later noticed the laptop was gone and asked him to check with his teammates whether any of them took it, Hall denied they had the computer, records allege.

I’ll tell you what, I would give that dude AND his son an iPod each to just drop the jacket and slug this cameraman in the face.  What a fuckin twerp that guy was. Get out of my face with that shit twinkletoes.  Not like I was out there stealing iPads.  It was my dickhead son.  Reason #10 billion why you should never have kids.

As for the actual thefts you got to love the criminal minds at work here.  Hey  you want to have group sex with the team.  No thanks.  Oh my computer’s gone.  Who did that?   Shocked they ended up getting caught.