Gross? Sure. Genius? Abso fucking lutely. Caffeine addicts are with me on this one. Only thing worse than sticking a foreign object up your asshole is being without a buzz in the middle of your work day. I mean the same principle stands here as butt chugging. You’re telling me I can get super fucked up and black out for the night without having to waste time mixing up 12 different drinks and chugging down all those calories and shit? Just funnel it through by butthole for a minute and boom I’m ready to party? Awesome. Well similar thing stands for coffee butt chugging. When it’s 11 AM on a blog day I don’t have time to take the elevator down, walk over to the coffee shop, wait while the barista whips up my iced coffee, pay $3.50 for it, then come all the way back. Huge story could have broke while I was out. Then I got to sit here drinking the entire thing waiting for it to get absorbed into my blood stream and take effect. No thanks. Give me a lubed up tube to funnel that java straight into my asshole and let’s blog the shit out of today.