Miami – It was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie. One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said. The horror began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building. According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area. The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
Wait this happened in Florida? You don’t say? I swear we wouldn’t even have a blog if it weren’t for the state of Florida. Like there’s only so much odd weird funny news stories that exist in the world. I’d say a good 95% of the best ones come from the great Sunshine State. Just an absolute pit of degenerate despair. Main export is oranges and dumbass crazy criminals. The cream of the crop when it comes to bizarro shit. I mean other states may get butt naked and go on a rampage through the streets. Not everyone will form tackle a dude and eat his face off with nothing but his hands and his mouth like a Florida bro.
PS- You think being a cop is nothing but perks like putting your sirens on to skip traffic and getting paid to crush donuts all day and bully people? Try showing up to an assault call and finding some crazy naked asshole stuffing his face with face. That’ll ruin your day real quick.
Hit the jump for the “picture of the victim” which is probably fake