Ad Age – You know how women have been trying to teach men for decades that a gift or a date is NOT an economic transaction guaranteed to garner bedroom action later that night? Well, Teleflora has missed that message. This will likely play big in sports bars — and make GoDaddy look down-right progressive in the process. Now that I think about it, it’ll probably sell a ton of flowers. Can’t wait to see what the company churns out for Mother’s Day.
“You know how women have been trying to teach men for decades that a gift or a date is NOT an economic transaction guaranteed to garner bedroom action later that night?” No I didn’t know that. Oh is that what the ugly fat chicks who don’t have anyone to buy them flowers on Valentine’s Day say? Got it.
Seriously this reminds me of the chick from Occupy Wall Street protesting the 1% then got offered a job in one of their firms and took it in 2 seconds. You spend Valentine’s Day alone being miserable on the internet of course you’re going to get pissed at some model making women seem like a piece of meat who can be bought like prostitutes for the right price. But deliver a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates to them and take them on a nice dinner date they’ll be on their knees with your balls in their mouth so fast it will make your fucking head spin.
Newsflash you assholes it’s not sexism or misogyny to suggest that treating your girlfriend well and being romantic and being a gentleman will end with the two of you having passionate consensual sex at the end of the most romantic night of the year. It’s called a fucking normal relationship.

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