Barstool Sports

Lot of people up this crook’s asshole giving him a lot of shit.  Calling him a typical dumb burglar and an idiot and laughing at him.  I don’t really think he made out too bad?   I mean people aren’t hating on the parfait are they?    Yogurt parfaits are nothing to shake a stick at.   Not even close.   Those things are pretty fucking delicious.  The gooey sugary fruit mixed with the yogurt and the crunch of the granola.  Plus how much cash could possibly be in that register?  Like 100 bucks?   Could be marked.  Could have GPS sensors.  Feds could be eyeing it.  Paper trail like a mofo.  Too many loose ends.  I say grab the yogurt instead 99 times out of 100.  Sure you can’t pay rent with parfaits but you’re set for dessert for at least the next 2 weeks which is always a bonus.