BWE - So, what’s the dumbest photo of YOU on Facebook? I’ll bet it’s pretty dumb, but not quite as dumb as this photo of Ayub Hagos, a reported drug dealer in Britain who was arrested for heroin and crack possession, plead not-guilty, then changed his plea after police found a number of photos on his phone of Hagos holding a bag of cocaine in his mouth and fanning 20-Pound-Notes while wearing a crown of money: According to Splash News: “Ayub Hagos took the photo of himself on his mobile phone along with other images including piles of cash, guns, knives and white powder.” He also had several photos of him flexing his abs in the mirror with heroin lining the cracks of his six-pack, and emailed 34 d*ck pics to various girls with the words “I AM SMOKING CRACK RIGHT NOW” drawn on his shaft along with an arrow pointing upwards at himself at a bunch of crack he’s holding.
Listen I’m not saying dealing drugs is OK. But if you’re gonna do it you got to promote yourself right? Like that’s the first rule of business. Build your product. Then get your product out in the public eye. And last I checked that was like Facebook’s whole thing? Connecting people and giving you a platform. Making the world a smaller place. So if Ayub Hagos decides to ignore the marketing power of Facebook as a business tool he’s just a flat out idiot plain and simple. I mean what if he didn’t sit at home and fire off muploads of his new stash? How would his customers know when they can get the fresh shit? What if he didn’t test his product on himself just to show everyone how quality it is? Sprinkle the heroin on his six pack and shit. Let everybody know exactly what he’s doing by jotting down I AM SMOKING CRACK RIGHT NOW on the billboard that is his erect cock. That would be just straight up poor business. Sure you can say he’s an idiot now that he got arrested by hindsight is 20/20. Drug sales are forever.
PS- If you got a dick big enough to write I AM SMOKING CRACK RIGHT NOW legibly on the shaft why not just go into porn and make an honest living?