Tuscaloosa - The Tuscaloosa County Sheriff’s Office has placed Walter White on their priority list of the county’s most wanted. White, 55, was on probation for a charge of making methamphetamine when he was arrested on similar charges in Bibb County earlier this year. White’s last known address was in the 22000 block of Eastern Valley Road in McCalla. The charges of possession of a controlled substance, trafficking methamphetamine, possession of precursor materials and manufacturing a controlled substance in Bibb County violated the conditions of his probation for the case in Tuscaloosa County.
Do you think this guy even likes cooking and distributing meth? Like does he enjoy it as a hobby and profession or was he just kind of forced into it because he felt like he had to with a name like that? Same thing we talked about the other day. God Shamgodd and God’s Gift had to be athletes, Jackmeoff Mudd had to be a vagrant, and Walter White has to traffick crystal. Has to. I’d love to sit down and have a chat with him and figure it all out. Although let’s be realistic, this guy fucking SUCKS at being Walter White. I mean first of all bro everybody knows who you are. They got your fuckin picture plastered up all over the place. Your DEA brother in law doesn’t even have to investigate shit. Second of all you don’t even have cancer. Seriously nice hair. Must be nice. Clean that shit up dude for real. If you’re gonna do it at least commit to it, bitch.