PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A Port St. Lucie woman who said her big breasts hindered her ability to perform field sobriety tests was arrested on a DUI charge after starting to dance and disrobe, according to recently released records. During one of the tests, Maureen Raymond, 49, told a Martin County Sheriff’s deputy she couldn’t follow his instructions, saying “hell no not with these . . . not with her big boobies,” an arrest affidavit states.
See this is why I never pass judgement on cops too quick. Like when we get videos of cops pummeling helpless handcuffed people in the face during protests or pepper spraying 95 year old bags in wheelchairs or just walking around smacking every black person they see in the face with a billy club all willy nilly. Always like to give them the benefit of the doubt until we get all sides of the story. Because as you can clearly see being a cop is a fucking tough ass job. It’s not clocking in at 9 sitting in a cube crunching numbers on Excel and punching out at 6 to go home to your family. It’s a 24/7 constant grind always watching your back. Could die at any moment. Could get shot. Could get stabbed. And then to top it all of on top of the danger you got to deal with constant temptation. Doing a routine traffic stop and having some tipsy DTF dime piece come out of the car practically throwing herself at you. Stripping her clothes off rubbing her monster tits in your face begging you to stuff her in the squad car. Quadruple D’s all up in your eyeball just pleading for a motorboat. And you can’t even take advantage. Got to remain professional. Just slap the handcuffs on and read the Miranda Rights and drive all the way back to the station with a half-chub and blue balls. Shit is a grind man. Poor cops.
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