IB Times - Is there anything worthwhile to do in Iowa City besides drink? According to Alexander John Kinzel, a 21-year-old student at the University of Iowa – recently dubbed America’s top party school by Princeton Review — the answer is a resounding no. An allegedly drunk and shirtless Kinzel was arrested after police claimed he got into a bar fight early Friday morning in Iowa City, leaving him with blood on his face and arms, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun. Kinzel allegedly had a blood alcohol content of .247 and was arrested on intoxication charges.
When asked if he was wasted, Kinzel allegedly responded, “of course I’m drunk, it’s Thursday night in Iowa City,” according to the police report.
Hey you don’t get to be the #1 party school in the country for nothing. Got to have 1) an abundance of people on campus willing to get fucked up beyond belief 7 nights out of the week and 2) have pretty much absolutely nothing to do in the immediate vicinity for fun except get hammered out of your skull. Perfect example, University of Iowa, God bless em. Of course Alexander John Kinzel has a .247 and is trying to fight anything that moves. It’s Thursday night in Iowa City. What did you want him to do, go to the movies?