News 12- Officials say a student has been charged with running a serious drug operation out of her dorm at Stony Brook University. Lola Tan, 22, of Elmhurst, is accused of having a long list of drugs in her possession, including mushrooms, marijuana and Ecstasy. Authorities say $36,000 in cash was also taken from her Lauterbur Hall dorm room. Tan is a senior who is working on a double major in psychology and economics. She was arraigned in Central Islip yesterday and is due back in court May 24.
Normally I’d mention something about how this does not look one bit like the face of a drug dealer who was caught with a bunch of illegal shit and $36,000 in cash because it’s a 22 year old Asian girl living in a Stony Brook dorm. But I’m not going to do that because it would be racist and insensitive. Plus the only explanation for this is that she’s a low ranking member of the Triad/Yakuza/Viet Cong and the last thing I need is to tied up with them.