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NY Daily News- A mother left her children in an unlocked car so she could drunkenly ogle strippers. She now faces child neglect charges. Brandi Jo Roman, 28, ditched her 3-year-old girl and crying 5-year-old boy in her Ford F-150. The woman forgot a can of Four Loko (malt liquor) in plain view within the children’s reach and the vehicle reeked of alcohol. Officers from the Tampa Police Department spotted Roman sitting beside the stage with cash in her hand. They immediately noticed signs of inebriation, such as slurred speech. “When the officers asked her to stand up she was unstable,” TPD spokesperson Janelle McGregor told the Daily News, “They could smell the alcohol emitting from her mouth.”  She told the officers, when questioned, that she left her children in the car so they could watch a movie, when questioned. Both children had scratches, reports the Tampa Bay Times.

You just know Brandi was a party girl before she got knocked up at that party when she was 23 and everything went to shit.And even though she’s fucked up twice now she still can’t let go of her glory days. And who can blames her” Kids fucking suck. It’s not like she didn’t take precautions. She put the kids in a safe American made truck that totally isn’t prone to tipping over. She had a little 4 Loko, drove past a strip club and got reminded of her glory days when she experimented in college. Then once she pulled into the parking lot she threw on a little Adventure Time to keep the little shits hypnotized while she got her fix. Who are the police to intervene in this situation? Just let her do what she’s wants to. Judging by her mugshot that’s about all she has going for her.

PS-  Can we get an ID check on 28 here?  The years have not been kind would be an understatement.