Barstool Sports

Daiy — A hot-under-the-collar Florida mom took matters into her own hands over the weekend when she ran into a 15-year-old boy accused of bullying her 13-year-old daughter on Facebook. Debbie Piscitella, 46, made a beeline for the teen at Sears in the Tyrone Square Mall in St. Petersburg, Fla., at around 5:30 p.m. on Memorial Day. Then, according to the affidavit, Piscitella “grabbed the boy by the throat and choked him for 5-8 seconds and verbally berated him.” The daughter described her humiliation on Facebook yesterday after the boy and his girlfriend put up petty posts about her. They “wrote disgusting things about me over Facebook saying I’m so fat and disgusting that he wouldn’t even rape me, And i should donate my body to science because blue whales are rare and he wrote my dad gross things, And my mom didn’t like what he said so she totally snapped when she saw him.”

Hey we can go back and forth all damn day about whether saying you wouldn’t even rape somebody is crossing the line. But the fact of the matter is that the internet is a gamble. You add a hot new profile pic and sometimes people “like” it and comment “so beautiful!!! <3<3<3.” Other times, it doesn’t go over so well and some little kid tells you that you’re a fat monkey and he wouldn’t rape you if you were the last warm vagina on the planet. That’s the way the game is played. You throw up a mirror selfsie and it doesn’t get the response you wanted? Hit the weights, the treadmill, and make-up aisle at Claire’s then come back tomorrow. No shame in that, you went out and took your hacks. Just kind of a shame to see little girls sending their moms after bullies instead of developing a healthy eating disorder like they used to back in the day.

PS – hey mom, I’d stop worrying about your little girls Facebook page and spend a little time on yours. I mean holy shit, you’re fat and disgusting and I wouldn’t even rape you and you should donate your body to science because blue whales are rare.