PALM BAY, Fla. – A Brevard County man told police that he robbed a convenience store because he was upset with his fiancé for refusing to have sex with him and because he needed money to buy car insurance. James Seehaus, 25, of Palm Bay, was arrested June 28 on suspicion of robbing a 7-Eleven. He also told police that he would probably have committed more robberies if he had not been caught. Palm Bay police said Seehaus robbed the gas station with a BB gun wrapped in white cloth to disguise it as something more dangerous.
Marriage seems fun. I mean if you can’t even get past the engagement period and the honeymoon phase without fucking robbing 7/11s imagine what it’s going to be like by your 5th anniversary? Get used to it James. This is what it’s all about. Meet a cool girl, have a good time, think you finally found your soul mate. Bang like jackrabbits and spend all day in bed watching movies and eating take out. Next thing you know life gets in the way and your fiance puts her pussy in a chastity belt because she’s tired or bloated or has a headache or just isn’t in the mood. Lucky if you get to hit once a week. Enough to make even the most level headed bro snap and roll up to the convenience store, stick a gun in the cashier’s face and high tail it out of there with all the Swedish Fish and Gatorades you can handle. Hey got to get your rocks off somehow. If it’s not with your prude wife it’s got to be with armed robbery.