Above The Law – Curtis Cannon, 58, a member of the State Bar of Nevada since 2007, and his client, Crystal Wallis, 23, were charged with voluntary sexual conduct between a prisoner and another person. Cannon, a defense attorney, was arrested on a felony charge of receiving oral sex from a female client while visiting her at the Clark County Detention Center. According to Cannon’s arrest report — which includes all of the lurid allegations — his encounter with Wallis lasted 26 minutes. Cannon initially denied receiving oral sex from Wallis, but later admitted to it after being interrogated by detectives. Let’s see what else he revealed during questioning: Cannon told the detectives that he has been on medication and hasn’t had sex with his wife for 14 years and that Wallis wanted to marry him when she got out of jail.
I don’t know when Las Vegas started taking themselves so seriously but this is getting a little nuts. Like you’re Las Vegas bro. Gambling and sex. That’s what you do. Not setting up sting operations to catch lawyers being unethical and getting blowjobs. This is not the Las Vegas that I used to know. Plus how can you not feel for Curt Cannon? I mean his wife hasn’t had sex with him in 14 years. 14!! It’s the 21st century. Pretty sure 14 years old haven’t gone 14 years without sex. Can’t really fault the guy here. Although what’s up with the dude lasting 26 minutes? That’s just kind of disrespectful if you ask me. Like help a sister out and blow your load already man. Poor thing has been chugging away on that thing for almost half an hour. Probably got a cricked neck and carpal tunnel like a motherfucker.
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