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AOL – Robert Hagerman just wanted his daughter to buy him some beer, but when she refused, the Florida dad got hopping mad. Rather than get the suds for himself, Hagerman, 56, chose to call 911 and told dispatchers that his daughter was on drugs, throwing things and hitting him, ABCActionNews.com reported. When police in Seminole arrived on the scene last Thursday, they determined Hagerman was the one who lost his head. He was reportedly under the influence and uncooperative, according to CBS News. Hagerman’s daughter was still in the house and explained to deputies that her dad made the call because she wouldn’t go buy him beer, the Miami Herald reported. She also played cellphone recordings of her father making false statements to the police.

What do dads ask of their daughters?  Seriously?  Like as a son you get asked a shit ton.  Have to be good at sports.  Have to be funny.  Have to be handsome.  Have to work hard in school to make money and keep the family name proud.   Have to mow the lawn and take out the trash and take the dogs out and do work around the house.  Meanwhile your sister doesn’t get asked to do shit except sit in her fucking room like a princess.  Don’t get pregnant I guess.  That’s it.  That’s all a dad asks of his daughter.   Please don’t be a whore and don’t get knocked up.  Pays for all your girly bullshit and all you have to do is that one responsibility and occasionally get him some beer when he’s too blacked to drive.  Show a little fucking gratitude you druggie bitch.  Poor Bob Hagerman.  Poor Bob Hagerman.  Pour a little out for the son you never had assuming you get out of jail soon and find someone to actually buy you the liquor.