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MARCH 6–An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.  The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver “sticking out from” inside Harris, who is seen at right.  In a less shocking find, investigators also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks.

The Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell, cops reported. As to where the weapon was recovered, the police report noted, “gun located in suspect vagina.”

While being transported to jail, Harris “stated several times that she needed to go to the bathroom.”

The vagina.  What a wondrous thing.  Something so small yet with the ability to literally rule the entire world.  The one thing that man continues to fail to be able to understand fully.  How does it work?  What exactly do you do with it?  How does something that size push a small human being out of it?  How the fuck does it hold a loaded handgun?  That same thing that can seemingly be pleasured by your completely mediocre sized penis can also store a loaded firearm.  Mind bottling.  Something we’ll never completely comprehend I guess.   Oh and nobody cares about the meth up the butt lady.  At this point if you don’t have at least an ounce up your asshole during a bust you’re basically not even running drugs.