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MINDEN, La. (AP) – A 36-year-old Bossier City accountant is accused of stealing at least $360,000 from the Minden construction company where he worked, and allegedly gave much of the money to strippers.  Webster Parish sheriff’s Detective Scott Tucker tells the Minden Press-Herald that Murlin Dale Graham estimates about $10,000 of the money remains. He’s been booked with four counts of felony theft by fraud.  Tucker says Graham set up corporations with names similar to those of his employer’s big suppliers and vendors, sending checks meant for those companies into his own accounts.  Tucker did not identify Graham’s employer. He described it as a family-owned company that is now trying to figure out how to pay a lot of overdue bills.

Listen strippers are cool.  No doubt about it.  Get a little liqoured up, grab some buddies, head to the strip club a couple times a year, maybe a couple times a month, depending on how you get down.  Watch some hot chicks shake their ass, maybe splurge on a lap dance, just kick back and relax and watch women you don’t give a shit about degrade themselves.  Perfectly normal.  Every dude enjoys it.  But $360K on  strippers?  In fucking Louisiana?  Is that even possible?  How addicted to tits are you dude?  Maybe like buy a sex doll, a Fleshlight and a Brazzers pass or something?  I mean I think “sex addiction” is as big a fraud as their is but 360K on strippers is seriously making me reconsider that.    Like I’ve been to New Orleans plenty of times and let’s say hypothetically speaking the going rate for lap dances is 30 hypothetical dollars.   That’s 12,000 lap dances.  33 lap dances a day for a year.  Pretty sure your dick would just fall off from blue balls at that point.  Get a grip you maniac.