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NYDN – An intoxicated club-goer was thrown behind bars for getting a little too ‘handsy’ with a police officer. Cory Weddington III faces charges of assault for grabbing and twisting a cop’s testicles as the officer tried to cuff him for public intoxication outside a Dallas nightclub Sunday, Fox 4 News reported. The 19-year-old was kicked out of the Havana Bar & Grill in the early morning hours after employees saw him drinking, according to a police report. Cops said they gave Weddington “several opportunities to leave with his friends,” but the teen refused, saying that he wouldn’t go until he was allowed back in the club to retrieve his credit card, the Dallas Voice reported. Weddington grew increasingly violent, and when authorities tried to restrain him, he put the squeeze on the unidentified arresting officer, causing him “extreme pain.” “[Weddington] reached up in between [the officer's] legs and grabbed [the officer's] testicles and began to squeeze,” the police report said, according to Fox 4 News.

This is why I tend to take the cop’s side in 99% of stories and videos that we post here.   When they get caught on video getting a little rough, when they make some dumb arrests, when they haul off during a parade and coldcock some bitch unconscious for no reason.   Because how’d you like to deal with this shit on a daily and nightly basis?   Getting shot at.  Busting into dangerous situations.  Getting threatened.  Dealing with the scum of the Earth.   Then you think you’re doing a routine underage drinking bust and next thing you know you got your ball sack getting crushed like a bag of grapes from some little twerp who got the drop on you.   So fucking frustrating.   You’d be a little short tempered every second of your life too.   So yeah we’d obviously prefer cops to be a little more understanding and reasonable and less racist and more lenient but if you were getting nutsack twisters on the reg you’d be a grumpy dick 24/7.