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TSG – Meet Aaron Morris. The 18-year-old Floridian is sitting in a Broward County jail cell due to poor impulse control. Specifically, Morris is accused of groping a woman’s buttocks outside a dressing room at a Walmart in North Lauderdale. The teenager, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was arrested shortly after the incident Thursday evening. During questioning by law enforcement, Morris copped to grabbing the victim’s rear end and provided an explanation, of sorts, for his behavior, according to a sheriff’s report. “Her booty looked so good,” he noted, “I just couldn’t resist touching it.”

I’m going to make this quick.  If this chick follows through with pressing charges she is the most stuck up cunt in the history of planet Earth.  Plain and simple.  I mean there’s literally no greater compliment you can get than a bro grabbing your ass in the middle of a public shopping center because it “looked so good he couldn’t resist.”  Like he found you so hot and so attractive he just had to get a squeeze of your ass no matter what the consequences.   Yes it may have violated your personal space but it’s not like he’s some pervert who masturbated on your or something.   Just wanted to get a touch of perfection.  You don’t like it don’t strut your ass around Wal Mart in ass pants.  To quote Kid Cudi long as the booty lookin juicy then he stylin on em.