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TSG - Meet Christopher Gerhart. The 21-year-old Ohioan was partying early Sunday morning when he passed out, allowing his friends to write on him with markers. As seen in the adjacent mug shot, this doodling was later memorialized when Gerhart was arrested for drunkenly causing an accident involving three other vehicles. A Breathalyzer test recorded Gerhart’s blood alcohol content at .189, more than twice the .08 legal limit.

This is a unique story in that most times passing out at a party full of people with your shoes on then waking up with a sharpie dicks all over your back and a permanent marker handlebar mustache is about as embarrassing as it gets.  Like that’s probably worst case scenario in your mind when you leave the house that night.  Please don’t black out again and wake up with graffiti all over your face and everybody laughing at you.   Well as it turns out it gets a lot worse when you proceed to take your .189 BAC and hop in your car and drive straight into 3 other cars and total your car and end up in jail with this mugshot ending up on the internet for the rest of time.  Going to be a tough look when they Google you in that job interview that’s for sure.