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Huff Po - A 92-year-old tried to kill his daughter — first with a frying pan, then a pistol and then a knife, cops said. The Orlando area senior citizen has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly trying to kill his daughter three times on Thursday, WESH reports. Benjamin King said he was angry his daughter, Patricia Pernacchia, had gone against his “old school principles” by letting her adult son and his fiancée sleep in the same bed, according to the Orlando Sentinel. Apparently in response to this disagreement, King reportedly came up behind his daughter and hit her in the head with a frying pan, saying he “hoped it was heavy enough to kill her.”

Poor old timer.  Living in a world that’s passed him by.  Probably still wakes up every day thinking it’s the middle of World War 2.  Jumping under tables and desks every time he hears a siren thinking it’s a Cold War nuke.  Dude has seen it all and done it all and all that he asks is a little respect.   For people to observes the old school principles.  Small stuff like no women in the workplace or voting, no blacks in his restaurants,  no Jews in his neighborhood, no premarital sleepovers.  But of course his bitch daughter has to go all new-age parenting on his old ass.  So typical.  It’s like respect for your elders is a complete thing of the past.  Can you really blame old man Benny for going for the frying pan?