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Independent - A doctor has launched an appeal to reverse one of the fashion trends of the last decade, seen in the explosion of beauty salons offering bikini waxing, laser hair removal and “vajazzling”– jewelled decoration of the genitals. Emily Gibson, a family physician and head of a student health centre, called for an end to the “war on pubic hair” claiming it is increasing the risk of infection and of sexually transmitted diseases amongst young people. “The amount of time, energy, money and emotion both genders spend on abolishing hair from their genitals is astronomical,” she says.

Hey Dr. Gibson why stop at bikini waxing, laser hair removal, and vajazzling?  Why not try and ban Christmas and Hannukah and birthday parties and Saturday nights?   Just try and be a buzzkill on as many things as possible all at the same time because you have a big fancy degree on the wall and think you’re smarter than everyone.    Christ.    Look I can live with or without vajazzling.  Don’t need it either way.   But last I checked this is America and in America you can do whatever the fuck you want and that includes building artistic depictions of shooting stars coming out of your twat with stick on diamonds.   Last I checked unkempt pubes were the most disgusting thing ever.   You think you can cut down a little bit on infection and STDs amongst young people?  Great.  Just don’t be surprised when the population declines by 92% and we slowly die off and become an extinct species because nobody wants to fuck each other.

Listen Hitler you can do whatever the fuck you want with your vagina.  Let a fucking forest stuffed with birds and small animals grow down there for all I care.  Watch dudes immediately puke every time you take granny panties off.  But don’t sit there and tell other people what they can and can’t do with their own pubic hair.    Tell me you don’t like my firm, tell me you don’t like my fucking neck tie, but don’t tell me I can’t manscape my dick and don’t tell chicks they don’t have to keep their shit waxed or at the very least maintain a slim well groomed landing strip.