UPI — A Spanish dating website said it helps users “relive their previous romance” by using FBI-tested software to find possible matches who resemble past lovers. Esther Lavilla of Exmatch, the company behind the Second Course dating service, said users can upload a picture of their ex-lover’s face to the website, and it will then be run through FBI-tested facial matching software to find other users who most resemble the picture, The Local.es reported Monday. The users are also asked to fill out forms listing their former lover’s hobbies, tastes and bedroom skills. “Most people use our service to relive their previous romance,” Lavilla said. “But others end up using it as a healthy stress-relieving way to let out their frustration at having been dumped.” She said the service does not offer a money-back guarantee.
Internet dating is pretty pathetic but this takes it to a new low. Seriously what kind of lunatic wants to date a chick that looks exactly like their ex? That guy’s a total psycho right? Bottom line is when you break up it’s time to go get some variety. If your ex was flat, you go smash some chesty broad. If she was brunette you go out and slip it to a little blondie. Uptight? Go balls deep on some girl who’s got a butterfly tattoo and absolutely LOVES anal. New is always better. If you total your Avalon you don’t get another Avalon. If you go off being a vegetarian you don’t order the salad. If you break up with your girlfriend you don’t go out and fuck the same stuck up ugly prissy cunt. You want an upgrade. Not the same model. Hey weirdos quit stalking old girlfriends and shake things up a little, and for the love of god get off your computer.
P.S. Unless your old gf looked like Candice Swanepoel or Emily Ratajkowski. Then, by all means use this site. Because there’s nowhere to go but down when you’re dealing with perfection. Except if your old girlfriend looked like Candice Swanepoel or Emily Ratajkowski and she dumped you then immediately kill yourself. Now.