Yesterday – Former Notre Dame Hockey Player And Red Wings Prospect Arrested For Being “Super Drunk” Driving On The Wrong Side Of The Road In A Tinky Winky Purple Teletubby Costume
The arrest report is one thing. Easy to laugh that one off when your friends bust your balls about it. Yeah I got a super-drunk DUI driving on the wrong side of the road dressed as a closeted-gay children’s television character, whatever, it happens. But dash cam footage of you getting pulled out of your car in a big purple Tinky Winky Teletubby costume and handcuffed just adds a whole different feel to it. Like ok maybe this just went from cool story to slightly embarrassing. Whatever, just like anything else, all you got to do is own it. For example if Riley Sheahan doesn’t skate out for warmups after the lockout is over in a gigantic Tinky Winky costume then he just flat out doesn’t know what he’s doing.