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LYCOMING COUNTY, P.A. (WABC) -- The video may appear to be disturbing but this story has a happy ending. A supposedly lifeless body was found floating in a river, but things aren’t always what they seem. The man’s body was spotted in shallow water in Pennsylvania Thursday. Police and the coroner were on the scene to investigate a drowning. Then suddenly, the man sat up and looked perplexed by all the commotion. It turns out the man laid down in the river to cool off and he ended up taking a nap. “It was like lying on a cloud, I looked up at the clouds and I was lying on a cloud, and it was a wonderful thing,” said Joseph DeAngelo, the river napper.

Haha I got a kick out of this video.  Got like a group of cops and the coroner and ambulances trying to figure out how to approach this dead guy lying in the river.  Then he just pops up like umm excuse me fellas.  Just catching a few Zs.   Is that a crime or something?  Do I come into the station house and bang pots and pans and shit and wake you up when you’re napping?  Pack your shit and leave me alone.

Nothing worse than somebody who wakes you up in the middle of  a nap, and that goes x1000 when they’re a few seconds away from sticking you in a crematorium.