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CBS Sports – The Daily Camera reports that Kafovalu was ticketed by police on Friday night after threatening to kill a security guard when a fraternity would not let him into their party. According to the police report the security guard at the party said Kafovalu allegedly yelled, “Don’t [expletive] do this [expletive], I’ll [expletive] kill you.”  And while allegedly screaming obscenities and threatening to kill somebody certainly has its place on the football field, it’s the fact that Kafovalu then reportedly bumped into a short brick wall and knocked it over after being forced out of the party that should impress his coaches.

Not surprisingly Kafovalu allegedly registered a .120 on a breathalyzer test at the scene after police showed up. He was issued a summons on charges of threatening bodily harm, trespassing, consumption of alcohol by a minor and the use of fighting words.   Kafovalu was then allowed to leave the scene on his own and it is unknown how many more brick walls he knocked over on his way home.

Kafovalu finished his freshman season with 20 tackles and a sack after playing in all 12 games for Colorado last season. The school is aware of the incident and will discipline Kafovalu after finding out more about the incident.

Ticket for threatening bodily harm, trespassing, and “use of fighting words.”  Couple hundred bucks.

Status as the guy who got pissed off and knocked over a fucking BRICK WALL with his shoulder.  Priceless.

Seriously you got guys like Kiper and McShay whose entire job is to watch game tape and practice and combines and pro days trying to judge ability.  Got professional scouts and coaches and GMs all trying to evaluate talent and intangibles.  Well let Samson Kafovalu take out some of the guess work for you guys.  Bro can plow through bricks.    Not a scout or anything but I’m pretty sure that “plow through brick walls” is an important talent for a defensive lineman whose job is to get through 400 pound offensive linemen.  By all means measure his 40 and his vert and broad jump and all that good stuff, just bear in mind that time when he KNOCKED OVER A BRICK WALL because Kappa Sig didn’t give him access to drunk sorority ass.  Wouldn’t mind having that guy rush a quarterback for me.