Scotsman - AN email sent to an unintended recipient at work can be embarrassing at the best of times. So you can only imagine the horror experienced by an office receptionist when an intimate series of messages with her partner were inadvertantly forwarded to her coworkers. Office worker Melanie Anderson was left red-faced after her email exchanges to Eric Knisz were mistakenly circulated around the Aberdeen oil firm at which they both work. In the emails, Miss Anderson calls “handsome, sexy” Knisz “sexy as anything”, while Knisz says: “I loved our s******* last night, it was ace!” Mr Knisz, who is understood to be due to marry Miss Anderson year, added: “You are sexy as anything and I love it! “I love making love to you its ace!!!! (sic)” Miss Anderson is seen replying: “Good… cause I totally fancy you.”
The receptionist had sent a brief email to colleagues notifying them that the sandwich van had arrived at Integrated Subsea Services limited, but failed to spot the explicit chain of emails below until it was too late. The email was soon circulated around other oil firms in Aberdeen, and were soon trending on Twitter under the hashtag ‘sandwichvan’. ISS HR director Bruce Webster said: “They are absolutely mortified and apologise for any offence caused.”
Top 1 worst feeling in the world. Sending a text or email to someone you weren’t supposed to. Texting the person you were talking shit about because their name was in your head. CC’ing your entire office on your internet fucking. All of it, the worst. That feeling the second you realize what you just did and the fact that no matter how good you are at bullshitting you will never be able to explain this one away as a joke or something. Sucks so bad.
Just not sure why they had to quit their jobs like pussies? I mean yeah it’s embarrassing. But these two are engaged right? Like they’re going to be married soon? So they virtually fuck. Who doesn’t. Big whoop, they talked about how awesome their sex is. Now everybody in the office knows you lay pipe like a champ and your girlfriend eats it up. Can’t just put up with the jokes for a couple weeks and wait for everyone to forget about it? Talk about an overreaction. I mean it’s not like the person you were cybersexing didn’t even exist. Now that would be bad.
PS- Just read the full convo. These two suck at cybersex.