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Daily Mail - Armed police moved in on a naked woman after she stripped and lay in front of an ambulance to stop it taking her husband’s suspected lover to hospital. Zhang Shih, 38 – from Linyi, Shandong province, eastern China – allegedly ran down neighbour Wang Lu and her four-year-old daughter in fury over over the suspected fling. But when emergency services arrived she did everything she could to ensure neither was able to get swift, life-saving treatment – even as officers pointed guns at her naked body. ‘She kept everyone who tried to help them away,’ said a police spokesman. ‘Then when an ambulance turned up she stripped off all her clothes and lay down in front of the vehicle to stop it taking the victims to hospital.’ Enraged Zhang is accused of running down Mrs Wang and her daughter with her car after an argument where she confronted her husband about his infidelities. The mother-of-two then stood guard over the two seriously injured victims to stop anyone offering them first aid, claimed police. She even allegedly punched a paramedic treating her rival’s young daughter.

First of all hey ambulance driver.  Reverse you fucking dickhead.  God the Chinese suck at driving.  Way to battle the stereotypes bro.  Second of all I’m not mad at this Chinese broad one bit.  I mean talk about a ride or die bitch.  This is literally ride, then die.  Love the heart.   You wanna fuck her man?  Fine, have at it.  Just don’t be surprised when she rolls up into your turf ramming her Prius up your asshole at 65 MPH.   Even stevens.  And I respect the shit out of laying down in front of the ambulance too.  Can’t be worse words for an attempted murderer to hear than “we’ve got a pulse!  Let’s get her to the ER stat!”  Ohhh no you fuckin don’t.  Not on my watch sister.  Let me get butt ass naked and plop down in the middle of Main Street while you bleed out in the back you fucking harlot.  See if that married Asian dick is worth it then.   I’d guess no.