Barstool Sports

LONDON – For the second straight Olympics, Liu Xiang’s Games ended before he could even complete a qualifying heat.  The Olympics record holder in the men’s 110-meter hurdles injured himself while warming up for his first race at the Beijing Games, where he was expected to defend his Olympic title from Athens. On Tuesday, the Chinese star hit the first hurdle, crashed to the ground and laid there while Great Britain’s Andrew Turner won the last of six heats.

How quick do you think this bro Liu Xiang was executed this morning?  Or do you think they spared him and sent him to a labor camp or something?  I mean nobody dishonors China like this and gets away with it.  Nobody.  Surprised they even let him stop the race.  Expected some Chinese officials to come out there with bull whips and make him finish while his achilles trailed a meter behind him.   If I had to make one suggestion to China it would probably be to put your Olympic hurdle eggs into a different basket?  Like crash into the first hurdle of prelims and shred your achilles once shame on you, do it twice shame on me.   Seriously would somebody get Alexis Courage on the next flight to London to show this motherfucker how it’s done?

PS-  If I were China I’d get this guy to replace Liu ASAP.  Don’t see him lying on the track like a pussbag after one little missed hurdle.